03/08/2026
I think I’ve discovered a new Coles promotion...
🧼 Buy “The Pink Stuff” and get The Missing Stuff FREE! 🍩
Today I found a packet of 6 jam donuts in the cleaning aisle, except there was only ONE donut left. 🤔
It was sitting proudly beside a bottle of The Pink Stuff multi-purpose cleaner which somehow made the whole crime scene even funnier.
The best part? This is not even the first time.
A while back at Woolies I found a box of 4 pink iced donuts with one already missing.
I am now convinced there is a cereal serial supermarket donut bandit on the loose. 😂
They:
Open the packet and eat exactly donuts.
Carefully put the remaining evidence back on the shelf.
Then casually continue shopping like nothing happened.
I do not know what is more concerning:
The missing donut 🍩
Where they chose to leave it 🧽
Or the fact this has now happened to me twice. 😂
I am starting to think the donuts are trying to tell me something.
