08/05/2025
⛔️Reasons to NOT book me as your wedding photographer & videographer!⛔️
•I will ensure that you have a list of photographs that you would want - on the day.. your mind will go blank! 💻
• My deposit is as low as 'flo rider'🎶, and the remainder of the balance is not due until your wedding day.. or before, up to you!
•I’m usually banging on about other vendors and their gorgeous work 🎤💄💐
•I'll ask you dozens of questions cause I wanna know all about you and your boo and about your plans 🤐
•I'll ask you about loads of wacky shots and go along with them! if you want smoke bombs, confetti, chucking champagne everywhere or jumping butt naked into a lake- the crazier the better, it can be arranged!🍑
•On the morning of your wedding I’ll be in lurking in the corner creating detailed and candid shots of your celebrating with your nearest and dearest - and through out the day you will find me hiding, so beware if you dont like your photo taken without a pose.. i will catch it🙈
•I'll get emotional when your love bug sees you 🤭 its always touching when you see each other.. i wont cry though.
• I will walk a thousand miles, I will walk a thousand more just to be that photographer who walks a thousand miles to wind up at your church, da da da daa 🎶
joking aside, I travel up to 50 miles out (maybe more depending!)
•The day after your wedding I'll show you some previews from your day!! 📲🤦🏻♀️
• I don't 'cost an arm and a leg' (I ask for money, not body parts) but I ain't cheap only £650 for a full day of photography and videography snippets😂🤷
•If i have time ill drop in some mum dancing when i am finished.🕺👵
•You and your boo will have to endure my terrible jokes to get natural photos of you for your portraits 😊
• I will aim to have your photographs done within 6 weeks - currently max wait time is 2 weeks. Pro right? ⭐️
If that hasn't completely put you off, feel free to pop me a message, a text or a pigeon if that's how it works!
👰🏽 🎩 🍾💃 💜
