01/04/2026
Big announcement… I’m officially rebranding 🐴📸
After much thought, I’ve decided to pivot my photography career and specialise exclusively in… equine chaos photography.
From now on, every session will include:
• Perfectly timed ear-pin expressions
• Horses pulling their finest questionable faces 😅
• Artistic tail swishes directly to the lens
• Action shots of your horse walking away mid-photo
• And at least one “why are you eating the reins right now” moment
No more calm, majestic portraits — only unhinged gremlin energy ✨
Prices have doubled, cooperation has halved, and treats are now my main currency.
…April Fools 😄
Don’t worry — I’ll still be capturing your horse’s best side, flowing manes, and all those stunning moments that actually do them justice 🤍
