10/27/2026
The machines have had their fun.
Starting next week, I’m opening the books for a limited number of local product photography shoots.
Breweries. Restaurants. Makers. Retailers. Small businesses. If you built something worth selling, it deserves better than an AI-generated image pretending it exists.
No fake bottles.
No imaginary ingredients.
No products with six fingers holding them.
Just your product, your brand, and photography created specifically to make people stop scrolling and pay attention.
Because your business wasn’t built by a prompt.
Your content shouldn’t be either.
If you own a local business that needs new product photography—or you know someone whose brand deserves better—tag them below or send them my way.
A few examples of previous work are below.
Underboss Media Management
Real products. Real content. No AI slop.
Consider this the family business getting back into the product game. 🎩📸