06/15/2026
Tips for getting ready on your wedding day
1. Use a croquet hook to button a wedding dress like a pro (bonus if you have a dopeass one from your grandmother)
2. Have down time baked into your timeline to chill and maybe catch up on a wedding magazine from the ‘80s
3. Have the best time with the ones you love to hang out with
4. Hire me so I can document it all (and laugh at your friends’ jokes)