12/07/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Please don’t panic…
We’ve bought a motorhome.
That’s right. The roads of New Zealand are now officially less safe.
Inside this luxury land yacht you’ll find:
📸 One photographer who firmly believes Google Maps is merely a suggestion.
👩 One incredibly patient woman who will spend most of the trip saying, “I told you to turn back there.”
🐶 Two Staffies who are convinced they personally own every beach, park, campsite, and café in the country.
Our travel plans include:
✅ Taking wrong turns and calling them “scenic detours.”
✅ Arguing over where to park.
✅ Drinking enough coffee to keep a small town awake.
✅ Filling the motorhome with dog hair before we leave the driveway.
✅ Meeting amazing people.
✅ Chasing spectacular sunsets.
✅ Creating memories we’ll probably laugh about for years.
So, if you happen to see a motorhome weaving gracefully into a campground, two Staffies hanging out the window like they’re on a royal tour, and a bloke with a camera insisting, “Just one more photo!”…
…that’s us.
Feel free to wave.
If we’re parked crooked, mind your own business… we’re calling it “creative parking.”
