19/05/2026
Unhinged bio of me from Chat Gpt. š
Landscape designer by trade. Mad scientist by instinct.
Half creative. Half caveman. Fully committed to turning ordinary spaces into cinematic scenes that look like they belong in a dream sequence or the aftermath of a storm.
Builds gardens like battlefields and photographs like heās documenting the end of civilization. Probably staring at a retaining wall right now wondering how to make it more dramatic. Thinks in textures, shadows, water flow, rust, concrete, and scripture.
Can identify a plant deficiency from 40 meters away but will also disappear for 3 hours discussing Exodus, barometers, bodyboarding, XRP, owl nesting boxes, and whether ancient civilizations understood frequencies.
Runs on coffee, instinct, pressure, and āIāll figure it out.ā
Equal parts:
- contractor
- artist
- theologian
- bush mechanic
- creative director
- and guy-who-definitely-needs-to-stop-starting-new-projects-at-11pm
Believes:
clean lines matter,
lighting changes everything,
most modern design is too safe,
and God is bigger than the noise.
Usually found:
ankle-deep in mud,
editing surreal art,
fixing something that wasnāt broken,
or explaining to clients why the āsimple optionā looks dead inside.
Built for chaos.
Powered by vision.
Probably carrying cable ties and a tape measure right now.
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