08/19/2022
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Well, this is the face I make from now on when I see a wasp! Thanks to Andrew Lesney for this prophetic photograph!
Friends, fans, and fae, it gives me no pleasure to announce that, due to a medical emergency, I will not be appearing at the Michigan Renaissance Festival. I'm going to tell you what happened. For the sake of brevity, I'm going to use only one sentence to describe the actual event. But I tell you now, this is the funniest sentence describing an injury I have ever heard. Although my injuries are painful, and will require weeks of recovery, I am honored to be a small part of this extremely funny sentence.
Here it is:
I broke my jaw falling face first out of a port-o-potty because I lost consciousness due to an allergic reaction after being stung by a yellow jacket.
So for those of who involved in the "Harmless Injuries" betting pool, Zoltan the Adequate was the only person who predicted this event correctly. He wins the $25 Applebee's gift card.
I will miss the Michigan Renaissance Festival, and I will miss all of your smiling faces, but I think it's best to step back and heal. Please go out the faire this year and have some fun for me! They have been unbelievably kind and supportive during this unexpectedly eventful time. Be sure to enjoy the shows and support the incredible artisans. Be sure to go see Cirqa Brava, they will only be there the first two weekends!
My jaw will be wired for a few weeks, but I've always loved milkshakes. I am surrounded by supportive people, and I am well taken care of.
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Until next time,
Remember,
Life is short,
Have fun.
Harm Less
-Harmless
