05/13/2026
4 reasons I may NOT be the family photographer for you 🤍😂
1. I’m probably not your girl if you want super stiff, perfectly posed, ultra-serious sessions with everyone looking at the camera the entire time. I like movement, connection, chaos, and the little in-between moments. I like hair blowing in the wind and barefoot toes in the sand. I’ll guide you, and we’ll get the classic ‘everyone looking at camera and smile’ portrait, but I’m also very much a “go with the flow” type of person. I always have a plan (and several backup plans), but I may completely change direction mid-pose if the moment feels right.
2. I am a complete dork and will absolutely say random things that pop into my head. I will bark, meow, make dinosaur noises, and fully embarrass myself if it gets your kids laughing. If you’re super serious… this may not be your vibe lol
3. I play nerdy music during sessions sometimes because it makes me happy and because the music doesn’t suddenly switch to inappropriate lyrics 🤍 If you hear the Bridgerton soundtrack in the background… no you didn’t. Bonus points if you recognize it.
4. Potty humor. Unfortunately, with little ones, it works. If joking about p**p, farts, or stinky toes offends you, we may struggle because I will do almost anything for toddler laughs 💩
But… if you want a relaxed session where your kids can be kids, nobody has to be perfect, and we just focus on connection, emotion, and real moments — then we’ll probably have the best time ✨
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