07/21/2026
Payphone.
Now I'm at a payphone, trapped in the humid, putrid, Louisiana swamp with no cell service. Perfect. Finally found a phone and... it's one from 1994. Dead as a gator in winter. Guess I'll just learn to live with the crawfish now. Someone send help, or a very, very long extension cord!
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