02/14/2025
When you hear “talk dirty to me, ” I’m sure the first thing that springs to mind is….
Ancient Sumerian cuneiform tablets
(what could be hotter?)
Our most ancient written documents are about 4000 years old. In them we find the very first recorded stories: tales so incredibly important they were preserved in STONE.
Amazingly, but not really that surprising, we find one segment from the tales of INANNA, Queen of Heaven, that is basically humanity’s first ever er0t1ca.
Inanna’s story is continually one of female empowerment. She’s not made queen by marrying the king - in fact, she crowns herself queen (that’s a story for another time) and it’s actually HER who is the king-maker - raising this shepherd to the rank of king.
In their agricultural society, the Sumerians drew a spiritual metaphor between the fertility and care of the land and women. It was considered men’s sacred duty to please their women so the crops would grow. Literally the fate of the nation rested between her legs.
Can you imagine making love like an entire civilization depended on it?
I hope you enjoyed these ancient innuendos. Whether you’ve got a hot date, a Galentine’s party, or are flying solo this year…I wish you a lovely Valentine’s Day!
As for the story of INANNA it’s:
TO BE CONTINUED….
