09/22/2026
"I don't have the money."
That's what you tell me (and yourself) when we discuss your bo***ir session.
It's a lie though.
And listen, I get that it's an investment - it is.
But you had no problem buying that new T.V.
You didn't hesitate before replacing your porch furniture.
The real issue is you don't want to invest in YOURSELF.
that's where the hesitation is.
And listen, I know you're going to tell me I'm wrong, but our minimum collection is $1500.
You paid more for your iPhone.
You paid more for your MacBook.
You spent that much in a year on subscription services.
And just like you paid monthly/weekly for those, you can do the same with our collections.
So you can keep lying to yourself, but you can't lie to me.
The REAL issue is you're afraid to focus on yourself, because I know you wouldn't hesitate if it were for someone else