Vintage Vice

Vintage Vice The Vintage Vices of yesteryear heightened with heaving mounds of off-color Humor as channeled from "Pin-up King" Irving Klaw.

My Wife told me she'd slept with three men before we met.I wouldn't mind, but I was only 45 minutes late!
02/27/2026

My Wife told me she'd slept with three men before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 45 minutes late!

My wife told me: "S*x is better on vacation."That wasn't a very nice thing to say in a postcard.
02/27/2026

My wife told me: "S*x is better on vacation."
That wasn't a very nice thing to say in a postcard.

"The Doctor says you have a healthy prostate, Irving.""I'm deeply touched."
02/26/2026

"The Doctor says you have a healthy prostate, Irving."
"I'm deeply touched."

I like my men the way I like my coffee, Irving;Extremely HOT and capable of SEVERLY INJURING my THROAT!
02/26/2026

I like my men the way I like my coffee, Irving;
Extremely HOT and capable of SEVERLY INJURING my THROAT!

My Doll's writing an EROTIC NOVEL but won't "RESEARCH" with me until she's over her WRITERS' BLOCK.Talk about your TEXTU...
02/26/2026

My Doll's writing an EROTIC NOVEL but won't "RESEARCH" with me until she's over her WRITERS' BLOCK.
Talk about your TEXTUAL FRUSTRATION!

I'll try anything TWICE on Rump Day!
02/26/2026

I'll try anything TWICE on Rump Day!

Just hanging around the entrance to Rump Day
02/26/2026

Just hanging around the entrance to Rump Day

Dialing up some Rump Day REPRODUCTION
02/25/2026

Dialing up some Rump Day REPRODUCTION

Daddy’s little Bunker Buster
02/25/2026

Daddy’s little Bunker Buster

"DO me for RUMP DAY Irving! You owe me for ASS WEDNESDAY.""I can't Doll, it's LENT.""LENT to WHOM and HOW LONG?!!"
02/25/2026

"DO me for RUMP DAY Irving! You owe me for ASS WEDNESDAY."
"I can't Doll, it's LENT."
"LENT to WHOM and HOW LONG?!!"

My Gal's writing an erotic novel about a sociopathic s*x addict.It's called 'JOURNAL.'
02/25/2026

My Gal's writing an erotic novel about a sociopathic s*x addict.
It's called 'JOURNAL.'

Hey, that TICKLES!
02/25/2026

Hey, that TICKLES!

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