05/27/2026
Y’all, I cringe when I think about writing about myself. It feels surface level if I tell you how much “I loOvEeE coffee” or my favorite color. But I refuse to use AI, because, well I want y’all to know I am a real gal over here and how hypocritical would that be if I let a robot do that? So, here goes somethin’…
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- I am an eldest daughter of 4 of what some may consider to be a feral household. I thrive in navigating through chaos.
- I met my husband on Tinder (shoutout to all my other app couples!), engaged 10 months later, and married less than a year after that. I don’t believe in timelines. When you know, you know, ya know?
- I love to read. But if anyone asks what I am reading, I have to do a quick vibe check to see if they’re on the same wavelength or if it’s better I just be vague. My book girlies get it.
- I collect hobbies. I used to develop my own film and plan to get back into that. One day I will write a book, I just have to think of the concept first. Needlepoint looks kickass, I’d love to give that a go.
- I love the outdoors, but not in a “let’s hike 12 miles kinda way”. You got me for 6 miles TOPS. And a normal person “moderate”, not an “AllTrails moderate”. I more of a “riding shotgun while driving through a National Park, snacks on deck, requesting to make a pit stop at the gift shop so I can get a sticker” kinda gal. My FAVORITE park? Yosemite. My bucket list park I am dying to see? Acadia.
- Short list of things I love: music, books, thrifting, food, puzzling, driving, dogs, kindness, nostalgia, oh - and Diet. Dr. Pepper.
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Ok, I am almost out of characters so I have to wrap this up. So...did anyone actually read this or did I stress myself out for no reason?
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