Clumsy Heart Photography

Clumsy Heart Photography 📸 chaos coordinator for the beautifully unhinged 🖤 ste. gen + stl based // specializing in families, bumps, babies + seniors 💥 zero fake smiles.

just real moments + a little mayhem ✨ let’s get weird. http://www.clumsyheartphotography.com/

By email --- [email protected]

By phone --- 618.719.5703

couples model call 🌄💀need a couple who’s willing to climb around the overlook with me so i can third wheel aggressively ...
06/05/2026

couples model call 🌄💀

need a couple who’s willing to climb around the overlook with me so i can third wheel aggressively while y’all act obsessed with each other in pretty lighting.

wanting:
🖤 messy in love energy
🖤 laughter > stiff prom poses
🖤 people who aren’t afraid of wind, cliffs, or me yelling “DO THAT AGAIN” every 4 seconds
🖤 outfits with texture/layers/neutrals because i am begging respectfully

this is very much a “romantic feral forest creature” vibe session. cinematic. emotional. slightly unhinged.

session will be in farmington missouri. discounted session for letting me create weird beautiful art with your faces 🤝

drop a photo of y’all below or shoot me a message if you wanna be my victims ✨

just me over here fighting for my life trying to become a functioning social media person again 💀anyways hahahere’s some...
06/05/2026

just me over here fighting for my life trying to become a functioning social media person again 💀

anyways haha
here’s some of the gorgeous mama + me chaos i got to document this spring 🖤

motherhood but make it multigenerational chaos 🖤grandma showed up.the girls showed up.the baby judged all of us the enti...
06/04/2026

motherhood but make it multigenerational chaos 🖤

grandma showed up.
the girls showed up.
the baby judged all of us the entire session.

elite energy honestly.

these are the kinds of photos your kids are gonna dig out years from now like
“dang… we were really loved.” 🙌

proof that you can be both magical AND covered in mud at the same time.happy 4th birthday to this wild little sunshine 🌿...
06/04/2026

proof that you can be both magical AND covered in mud at the same time.

happy 4th birthday to this wild little sunshine 🌿🖤

i was supposed to post these like 2 weeks ago but social media and i are currently in a toxic relationship 💀ANYWAYfield ...
05/21/2026

i was supposed to post these like 2 weeks ago but social media and i are currently in a toxic relationship 💀

ANYWAY

field mama minis absolutely slapped.
the weather was gorgeous, the kids were feral in the best way, i got to hang out in a field documenting sweet lil chaos with a bunch of amazing mamas.

honestly my ideal work environment.

only 2 creek minis left which means i only have room for 2 more families to splash around while i crouch near a creek be...
05/16/2026

only 2 creek minis left which means i only have room for 2 more families to splash around while i crouch near a creek bed like a swamp cryptid with a camera.

family sessions are basically just me documenting tiny emotional support goblins in nice lighting 🖤
05/16/2026

family sessions are basically just me documenting tiny emotional support goblins in nice lighting 🖤

senior sessions always feel fake to me because HOW are any of you old enough for this already 😭🙃he killed it though.
05/16/2026

senior sessions always feel fake to me because HOW are any of you old enough for this already 😭🙃

he killed it though.

creek minis:where i document your kids acting like unsupervised raccoons in beautiful lighting 💀10/10 experience honestl...
05/12/2026

creek minis:
where i document your kids acting like unsupervised raccoons in beautiful lighting 💀

10/10 experience honestly.

link in comments because facebook hates whimsy + joy ✨

PSA: mother’s day is ALMOST HERE & flowers die 💀🌷mom’s love is feral, unhinged, sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled & foreve...
05/08/2026

PSA: mother’s day is ALMOST HERE & flowers die 💀🌷

mom’s love is feral, unhinged, sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled & forever.

get her photos she’ll actually lose her mind over.

not stiff poses.
not matching khakis.
not fake smiles.

just real life.
real chaos.
real love.

that’s MY love language 🖤

book the family session.
before she finally snaps and starts biting people in the target parking lot. 🤣🤣🤣

Address

Sainte Genevieve, MO
63670

Telephone

+16187195703

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