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Clumsy Heart Photography 📸 chaos coordinator for the beautifully unhinged 🖤 ste. gen + stl based // specializing in families, bumps, babies + seniors 💥 zero fake smiles.

just real moments + a little mayhem ✨ let’s get weird. http://www.clumsyheartphotography.com/

By email --- [email protected]

By phone --- 618.719.5703

behind the scenes of your senior session with me:laying on parking garage floors, hiding behind s**t, climbing around do...
09/27/2026

behind the scenes of your senior session with me:

laying on parking garage floors, hiding behind s**t, climbing around downtown, just a highly trained professional doing highly trained professional things. 💀📸

anyway, wait til you see what we made last night. 👀

09/17/2026

okay quick chaos check because apparently i should figure out what the hell i’m doing 😂

october: literally ONE spot left
november: i could probably squeeze in a couple more 👀

but more importantly...

do we care about tree farm minis this year??? 🎄💀

like actually. because i need to know before i go causing problems and booking a date.

yes / no / jamie stop adding s**t to your calendar 👇

apparently we’re digging through the “sessions jamie completely forgot to post” archives again. 💀this senior session des...
09/16/2026

apparently we’re digging through the “sessions jamie completely forgot to post” archives again. 💀

this senior session deserved WAY better than my current relationship with social media.

because HELLO??? 🔥

i swear i’m still out here taking pictures. i’m just absolutely terrible at proving it on the internet. 😂

back at the end of july, this whole crew came from all over, rented a freaking CASTLE, and somehow let me show up with a...
09/16/2026

back at the end of july, this whole crew came from all over, rented a freaking CASTLE, and somehow let me show up with a camera. 😂

10/10 group. 10/10 chaos. 10/10 would invade their castle again.

extended family sessions are kinda my favorite when everybody just shows up ready to have a damn good time. 🖤

well well well.next sunday just decided to become available. 💀📍 ste. genevieve-ish💸 $150 OFFso naturally i’m throwing it...
09/07/2026

well well well.

next sunday just decided to become available. 💀

📍 ste. genevieve-ish
💸 $150 OFF

so naturally i’m throwing it to the wolves.

somebody come make questionable financial decisions with me. 😂👇

09/07/2026

social media is exhausting and i’m tired of trying to convince the algorithm i exist. 💀

anyway.

i’m still here.
still taking pictures.
still wanna photograph your cute little faces.

i’m just bad at the internet right now. 😂🖤

09/03/2026

just peeked at my fall calendar and uhhhh...

september: we’ve got room to cause problems
october: she is FULL full-ish 💀 maybe one more if we get creative
november: couple spots hanging around

do with this information what you will. 💀😂

okay but why are BOTH of these still available??? 😂💀y’all tell me you need photos and then i knock $100 off and suddenly...
09/01/2026

okay but why are BOTH of these still available??? 😂💀

y’all tell me you need photos and then i knock $100 off and suddenly everybody loses their internet connection???

EXCUSE ME.

2 sessions available before sept 25th
$450 instead of $550
60 minutes + 30+ images

family. senior. maternity. couples. whatever.

someone come take these before i regain my common sense. 🖤

link in comments 👇

apparently i have 2 little holes in my calendar before september 25th and i've decided that's unacceptable. 💀SO.✨ pre-fa...
08/31/2026

apparently i have 2 little holes in my calendar before september 25th and i've decided that's unacceptable. 💀

SO.

✨ pre-fall panic sale ✨

2 sessions
$450 instead of $550
60 minutes + 30+ images
must happen before sept 25th

family. maternity. senior. couples. bring me your tiny feral humans. whatever.

once the 2 spots are gone, i return to my regularly scheduled bad decisions.

link in comments 👇

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Sainte Genevieve, MO
63670

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