06/01/2026
It's no wonder that you avoid photos like the plague.
You don't feel hot in any of the pictures that are taken of you...
Probably because grandma and auntie are taking them at family events,
from every awkward angle - in the worst lighting ever.
I promised, though, that's not what you really look like.
Even Rihanna has a bad angle π€·ββοΈ
& if a queen like her can have a bad photo taken, that's all the proof you need.
So why don't you send me a message,
we'll plan a date for you to get a photo shoot,
I'll have the BEST lighting,
all the amazing angles,
and I'll even teach you some sexy poses to take home π
Let me prove to you how hot you really are.