01/16/2020
I'm your new best friend and the best photographer in the known universe.... blah blah blah. Don't know if you can tell but self promotion is just not my bag baby...
Truth is, you have something that needs to be photographed or a demonstration video made for it so you can sell it and make money. I've got cameras and a place to shoot so I can make that happen for you.
When you reach out to me I'll respond with links to actual video testimonials from real clients, or I can make something up for you and tell you it's from a real client, whatever works for you.
I've spent a lot of money on gear so it must be really good stuff. I've taught both photography and Photoshop at the college level so I can expertly fake being a highly skilled photographer and make you feel very comfortable paying me the high rates I seem to be able to charge.
When you reach out, include a phone number so I can call you. That way I know you aren't an annoying photographer just trying to learn what other photographers are charging.
Speaking of charging - DO NOT send me an email saying "hey man, I've got something that needs to be shot, what do you charge?" Anyone asking that question with no other info to help me base a bid on is just irritating and will result in an answer of "One Billion Dollars". If you're happy with that, that works for me too but if you want an actual quote, send me a simple pic of what you have and some sample shots you've found similar to what you want to achieve along with what you need the final image for. You're guaranteed a bid