Enby Clown and Things On The Ground

11/17/2024

Ay, it's a leg on the ground.

11/17/2024

You can't eat everyone food

11/07/2024

👉🏽Beans on the ground

10/11/2024

ExCrow on the ground.

02/05/2023

02/03/2023

Been a lil minute since I seen something weird on the ground. Maybe I'll lay down and take a selfie.

01/25/2023

Not that anyone cares, but I started a Pop Punk band today called "Better Than You".

UPDATE: We fell victim to cancel culture. Well, technically we canceled ourselves because we were terrible. None of us actually knew how to play any instruments or write music. Worst of all, we all thought that we were better than one another. A few of us have decided to go solo. Stay tuned...

01/24/2023

Years ago, I bragged to a girl I met on the city bus, that I could beat Super Mario Bros. on the original Nintendo, in 7 minutes or less.

Of course she didn't believe me, so she consensually walked with me to my house, it was on her way home anyway, so I could prove it. People of Earth, this was my attempt at flirting. Anyways, she comes over, I beat the game, using all the warps of course, in 7 minutes easy.

She was not impressed, said I cheated by using the warps, then called me a nerd because she thought I had actually invited her over for something else. Something physically intimate *wink wink*.

Then, she left. Me? Well, just look at that Octopus.

01/24/2023

You'd be alot cooler if you followed my page.

Disclaimer: This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This page is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any uncoolness.

01/24/2023

Oh hey there. Welcome. I missed the great 90s era of public access television. Now you must suffer.