10/15/2026
Let’s talk about stretching, and how important it is.
I consider how we do bo***ir very similar to the weirdest physical therapy appointment you have ever had. I make sure to go over any mobility issues before hand and discuss alternatives and modifications for poses.
SO YES IT IS NORMAL TO BE LIKE OKAY THIS FEELS WEIRD. It is normal to be like okay so are we playing adult twister? lol
Because let’s get real, who does these poses everyday? No one, not even Kim k. So it’s normal to he nervous and questioning your life when your b***y is up in the air and your hands are grabbing your thighs. You look strong. You look confident. You look like you could beat up men.
It’s hot af, realistic expectations for normal smezy time? No, but after your session I bet you will be like HEY BOO BOO LOOK AT THIS.
Love always,
The weirdo showing you these poses with zero b***y. Reminding you that you look amazing.
Signed,
CEO of a dented fridge for an A**