04/15/2026
Jason Parks and Tosha Parker. Still wearing shorts?? 😜
WELCOME TO
SPRING IN ALASKA
Snow is melting… kinda
Roads are either ice, mud, or both
Potholes now qualify as fishing spots
Construction season starts… and never ends
Moose have the right of way (always)
Someone’s still wearing shorts in 30°F
Weather: 20° → 50° → snow → sunshine → repeat by lunch
WELCOME TO ALASKA — where spring isn’t a season… it’s a survival test 🐻😂