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04/04/2026

Me and my barber took SIX tequila shots before the cut… now my hairline in witness protection 😭
Man said “come back in a week” like I can just disappear till then 💀
Lesson learned: if your barber say “shots first”… leave immediately.

04/01/2026

U-Haul: “$20 rental” 😂
Me: BET.
Also U-Haul:
+$80 mileage
+$30 insurance
+$?? random life fees
Total: $187.43
I ain’t rent a truck… I adopted it. 🤣

03/31/2026

Ladies, quick question… and I need REAL answers, not the “be nice” answers 😂
Is it okay to share my ex’s post now that I see she happy without me… or am I setting myself up to look like a whole episode of “What Was He Thinking?” 🤦🏽‍♂️
Like be honest… am I mature… or am I about to be the star of my own clown documentary? 🎪
Talk to me before I embarrass myself on Beyoncé’s internet 😭

03/26/2026

This is my brain when I say “I gotta get this money by tomorrow”:

03/23/2026

Parenting today:
Kid: “Can I have ___?”
Me: “Hmm…” (long pause for dramatic effect) “…no.”
Not even a debate. Not even a negotiation. Just a clean, professional no. 😂
I’m not raising kids… I’m running a small, very loud democracy where my vote counts for 100% 🗳️🤣

03/22/2026

Good morning ✨
I’m no longer matching energy—I’m protecting my peace. Calm mind, clear boundaries, and no space for anything that disturbs my growth. What’s meant for me will meet me without chaos.

03/22/2026

Good morning ✨
I’m choosing peace over reactions, silence over stress, and growth over everything that drains me. Not everything deserves a response—some things are better left untouched.

03/21/2026

Nobody tells you marriage is 50% love and 50% “what do you want to eat?” 😂
And when they say “I don’t care”… oh they CARE.
Choose wisely… your whole night depends on it 😭💍

01/25/2024

09/24/2023