06/10/2026
Thirty Days In Key West: Day Ten
There has been waterfront drama down here recently. I have been hesitant to report it, hoping that the affected parties could work things out, but things came to a head last night, and I guess it's time to tell the tale.
You are actually looking at a photo of the party of the second part - a gorgeous Great White Egret (aka Stephen) that has been known to frequent our little fishing hole from time to time. Hold that thought.
The party of the first part - a Great Blue Heron - (aka George) is also a frequent flyer with us. (Sorry, couldn't resist...) I say this in all seriousness because for the second year in a row, that beautiful bird has visited us at sundown in order to enjoy a free meal.
We aren't sure how he spots us, but within a few minutes of our arrival, he appears, ghostlike, and stands quietly beside my husband while he fishes. "Hi, there. Don't mind me. I'm just here for the sunset."
That line promptly goes out the window, however, the minute a fish is caught. With no persuasion whatsoever, he will feast on whatever is offered, for as long as it suits him, and then off he flies into the gathering darkness.
Things run smoothly unless Stephen, the Great White decides to stop by and "enjoy the sunset" at the same time. We have seen trouble brewing for the past few nights, but last night came the rumble.
We had been there for half an hour or so, with Stephen keeping us company. He likes free fish as much as the next guy, and was just standing there minding his own business. when all of a sudden we saw George on a glide path, coming toward us from out across the water.
"Here comes trouble", we said, and George did not disappoint. He flew inland over our heads in a swooping arc, honking loudly, before coming in for a second low pass and landing right at our feet, daring Stephen to even think about eating another fish.
Poor Stephen, though. He actually DID think about it just long enough. George made his move, and that was all it took. With all sorts of honking and wing-flapping, the two of them worked things out, at the end of which, Stephen decided he didn't want to watch the sunset after all.
Sometimes we get dolphins, other times the manatees come for a visit, or the Navy Seals come out in scuba gear for night training. And tonight someone was shooting a movie a few yards down the pier from us, during which we were treated to twenty-three takes of the same scene: "YOU CAN'T GROUND ME!!!!" "I don't HAVE to GROUND you! You're UNDER ARREST! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT..."
All well and good, but nothing compares to an honest-to-gosh kerfluffle between two of nature's most handsome creatures under the watchful eye of a setting sun. That's the Key West you won't see from a cruise ship.
Photo by Beth Yarbrough.