06/14/2026
Booking J.Lynn Photography is absolutely a risk.
A risk of having fun. A risk of making memories. And a very high risk of loving your photos.📷
During your session, you may hear phrases such as:
"Okay, now kiss with your teeth."
"Lets do the airplane"
"Bump hips while you walk"
"I'm about to make some really questionable noises for this toddler."
"Lets do the knee slapper"
"One more over here" as I take 100 more shots.
If small children are involved, expect to see me:
Running in circles or laying on the ground.
Making animal noises that no actual animal has ever made. Telling kids there is frog in my lens.
Singing songs with the wrong lyrics.
Playing peek-a-boo from behind a camera lens.
Pretending to tickle your child or you, while maintaining a strict no-touch policy.
Celebrating absolutely everything from a smile to a successful five-second sit-down.
There is a strong possibility that your toddler will think we're best friends by the end of the session.
Couples should also be warned that I may ask you to:
"Laugh in eachothers mouth"
"Walk awkwardly, and run slow mo like your on Baywatch."
"Do a piggy back but twerk her off, and she has to ride the bull."
"Snuggles and cuddles."
"Whisper something ridiculous in each other's ear, using a sexy voice."
"Laugh at absolutely nothing the entire session" lol.
These methods may seem strange, but they're scientifically proven* to create genuine smiles and natural moments.
*Not actually scientifically proven. Just photographer tested and kid approved.
By booking J.Lynn Photography, you acknowledge that your photographer may temporarily transform into a comedian, your personal hype girl, professional toddler chaser, part-time wildlife impersonator, and full-time memory catcher. You could find yourself actually enjoying being in front of a camera.
There is also a strong possibility that you'll laugh, relax, and forget you're even being photographed.
The risk is real.
The photos will be worth it. 📸😂
Only book a session with J.Lynn Photography if you are ready! 📷
