08/11/2026
Happy fu***ng 40th to one of the best humans NC gave me. 🖤
It’s wild to think you started as someone who followed my work from afar, became one of my most loyal clients when I moved here, & somewhere along the way became one of my people.
You’re the friend who texts me when a new Alani flavor drops like it’s breaking national news. 😂 The one I can call when I need to bitch, vent, laugh, or say “okay, tell me if I’m being an asshole”, & I get that same phone call right back. You show up for me. You support me. You stand behind me, loudly & unapologetically, every single fu***ng time.
Somewhere along the way, your babies became my babies too. I love those kids like they came as part of the friendship package & I wouldn’t have it any other way.
There are people you meet & then there are people you’re genuinely fu***ng grateful life put in your path. You are the latter.
I adore the absolute s**t out of you, I’m ridiculously blessed to know you & I hope 40 brings you every damn thing you deserve.
So put your crown on, pop the ch*****ne, sip on that Witch’s Brew I hunted down like the good friend I am & go be the hot bitch you are. 👑🥂🧙🏼♀️
Happy 40th, friend. Welcome to your f**k-around-and-find-out era. 🖤
P.S. Finding the Witch’s Brew Potion Pack ON your birthday? That’s basically the universe confirming this is your fu***ng year. 😂