06/10/2026
Brides, I am a girl’s girl.
That means that your precious moments are important to me. It is just in my nature to take care of people. As a photographer, I can confidently say that putting your trust in me to capture your big day is the right decision. Why? Because I’ve got that “big sister will handle it” energy.
✨I’ll take a photo of your mama placing your veil, but I’ll make sure it’s straight before you walk down the aisle.
✨You have very specific ideas for your wedding album? You better tag me in that Pinterest board, babes! Let’s bring it to life.
✨Your new husband hates taking photos? Not today. We will threaten to photoshop him with a missing front tooth if he don’t cooperate. 🤪
✨Kids not cooperating? Auntie Jess carries organic fruit lollies in her camera bag at all times. Want a lollie? Stand still and say cheese. 🍭
✨Need me to go find your mom? Your groom? Your uncle? Send me. I’m wearing my tennis shoes. 🏃♀️
✨Wardrobe malfunction? No problem. I’m carrying safety pins, tissues, bobby pins, and stain remover because something always happens. Can’t be fixed? That’s why we have photoshop. You’ll never know it happened when I’m done with you.
✨Bridesmaid forgot to fix your train after you walked down the aisle? This photographer doesn’t forget.
✨You think you look ‘huge’ in a photo? Don’t be silly. It’s a bad angle. I can fix it.
✨Feeling nervous? I am a whole hype crew. “You look stunning! Look at this photo 😍😍😍”
✨Worried about the time? Don’t be! I’m checking my clock often and I’m quietly solving the problems before they become your problems.
✨Eye lash coming off? Girl hang on, I brought my makeup bag. Hairspray is in there too.
✨Nobody knows how to bustle the dress? Somebody hold my camera. I got this.
✨Wishing you had more friends to dance with? I’ve already got 1200 candids of the dance floor anyway. Let’s do the Cupid Shuffle.
✨Your Grandma and your Great Aunt Cheryl will fist fight if they stand too close in the family photo? Got it. I’ll make sure they don’t even see each other. But Cheryl will catch these holy hands if she tries to ruin your day. 😂
✨You’re overstimulated? Let me be the bad guy. Safe word is ‘pickles’. “It’s time for the bride to take a break. Everybody out!” *Don’t be surprised if I pick up on the things you DON’T say. “Have you eaten today?” “Need some water?” “How are you feeling?” “Need a break?” “Are they bothering you?”
✨Head hurting? Ibuprofen on hand.
✨Overbearing in laws? They will probably hate the overbearing photographer. 😉
✨And by the way, I’m headed to Starbucks beforehand, you want something?
…….Listen. To me, it’s personal. Photos are so important, but the experience outweighs everything else. In this area, there are hundreds of talented photographers who take stunning images. But I’m here to capture the moment AND protect your peace. Every bride needs a Jess on wedding day—let me be yours. That’s it. That’s the post. 😉
