05/31/2026
Monaco GP: The World’s Fastest Parade… or the World’s Slowest Grand Prix? 🐌🏎️
Last year Russell was so bored he said ‘f**k it’, cut the Nouvelle Chicane, passed Albon, and happily took the drive-through penalty because watching paint dry was more exciting.
Now the FIA’s response? Speed limits.
Because nothing says ‘fixing the problem’ like making the slowest race on the calendar even slower.
See you at the yacht party while the cars do their mandatory Sunday drive. Wake me when it’s over.
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