Tom Phillips

04/15/2022

starts today. For the next 3 months, I’m responsible for keeping these two kiddos alive. (Who thought that was a good idea). is so good as a mom, it blows my mind. How she was able to handle the past three, I’m in awe of.

To be honest, I’m excited and terrified. Don’t get me wrong, I’m extremely fortunate to work for a company that has a generous paternity leave policy and will enjoy every minute of being with them. The time I was able to spend with Penelope during that paternity leave gave me a bond with her that was unique because of that time we had. When there was just one kid to watch, I could put my focus all on her. With the twins you are juggling them screaming, eating, making sure they’re developing, 💩 and your own sanity all at the same time.

It’s going to be quite journey these next three months. Let’s see how many grey hairs I end up with…

02/02/2022

You can expect anywhere from 2”-77” inches of snow depending on what neighborhood you live in.
-News Weather People living this emoji life 🤷‍♂️

01/12/2022

12/31/2021

Hope your 2022 is better than 2021, which I hope was better 2020, which shouldn’t have taken much.

12/25/2021

The real Christmas miracle this year was getting Penelope to sit through something longer than 5 minutes as we watched Elf together. It took two nights but we’ll take what we can get.

12/23/2021

My friend gave me a toilet brush that was an extra one that came in his order. I was honestly excited about it cause we needed any extra one.

Growing up is weird…

12/20/2021

I bet it gets draft in that house since there’s a hole in the roof.

12/15/2021

🎄In that Christmas spirit🎄🎅

12/08/2021

Did I get yelled at by the building management for going on the fire escape to take this shot? Yes.

Was it worth it? Well, we moved out of that building two weeks later…

12/02/2021

With everyone posting their , it got me to thinking (dangerous, I know). You have to think Mariah Carey gets short changed since they release it on December 1st and she’s just getting ramped up on her optimal listening audience.

11/26/2021

Is it still controversial to play All I Want For Christmas more than once a day now that Thanksgiving is over?

11/16/2021

That final fall feeling before winter’s wrath…