12/29/2023
What a rad year 2023 ended up being.
Events Covered: 42
Acts Witnessed: 112
Photos Returned: 3016
Lens Caps Lost: 1
Water Bottles Received: 1
Set lists stolen: 1
Burns attended: 6
Effigies Lit: 1
Sunglasses Lost: 1
Karaoke Events Hosted: 5
DJ Sets: 1
Bottles of Malört: 8
Photos of Jakes Butt: 2
Nieces Birthed: 1
Total Rotations Around The Sun: 40
F***s Given: 0
Thanks for the memz yall, tell 2024 I said “Sup? 😉”