06/18/2026
A friendly travel tip for our European friends visiting America:
Yes, by all means, experience the cultural landmarks. See the Grand Canyon. Visit New York City. Take in the national parks.
But more importantly… try Waffle House at 2 AM, grab a brisket sandwich at Buc-ee’s, hit KFC, and wash it all down with a 64-ounce gas station soda.
Just understand that every great American adventure comes with consequences.
The food tastes incredible going in. What happens 4-6 hours later becomes a personal growth experience.
Before beginning your Fast Food Freedom Tour™, we highly recommend a quick stop at Walgreens or CVS to pick up a little American treasure called Imodium.
Because in America, the portions are bigger, the drinks are larger, and the bathroom emergencies are more patriotic.
🇺🇸 God Bless America and good luck.