09/03/2026
David does Adventure Riding in three steps
1. Gets invited, questions nothing, shows up thinking it's a leasure ride
2. OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T DO THIS (repeat 40 to 80 times)
3. Spend the next few days feeling every muscle in your body complain as you wash your bike and gear multiple times until all traces of adventure are disposed of
(Bonus step, be incredibly happy)
