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24/07/2017

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17/04/2015

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19/02/2015

D JOB WAHALA!!!
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin
was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in
one of the
daily
newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that
their gorilla,
which
had been tourists attraction has died so they
needed
someone
to dress up & pretend as gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed, but since the
salary was
OK,
he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on
the gorilla skin &
entered the cage, he started jumping up and
down, beat his
chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin &
started moving
around
the zoo again & mistakenly entered another
cage and found
himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The
scared graduate
quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started
shouting like
human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the
ground &
whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur
course mate.
Shut up or we'll both lose our job..
lolz.....

02/02/2015

Happy New Month of Love, Prosperity, Joy, Favour and Blessing in Jesus name. Amen.

28/01/2015

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16/01/2015

HARMATHAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.

Arise o cool dry breeze
Harmathan call we obey
To serve all wet things dry
With wind & strength & cold
The labour of umbrella past
Shall not just be in vain,
To wash legs, better than bath
some girls shall stop 2 rub...... white powder
on their
face.

THE PLEDGE

I plegde 2 harmathan my visitor
To be heat free, dry and whitish
To purchase vaseline without delay
To defend her white nature
And oppose dry lips & cold breeze
So help me vaseline

HAVE A NICE DAY!
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07/01/2015

SECTION A (Answer all questions. Questions
carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people
holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is
the past tense of Make?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies
using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
Facebook, who sent the friend
request and why?
5. If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is
the cost of moi?
6. Who ate the missing part of the Apple
logo?
SECTION B (Answer All Questions. 10 Marks
each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian
girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
Diameter of Elegushi
beach. (Take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is
Adaobi?
4. If your X-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants
to be a millionaire after you broke up, find
the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck one hour to deliver a
typed speech in a
national conference, how many days will it
take Patience to deliver the same speech on
the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of
the audience is kept constant?
SECTION C (Answer any two questions)
1. Tu-face was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively. There is
every likelihood that D-Banj has gone ahead
to print wedding invitation cards without an
available bride.
DISCUSS (20 Marks)
2. Write a short essay of not more than 500
words on 'My Oga At
The Top'. (20 marks)
3. What's the name of the lady that says
"Please enter your secret
number" at the ATM machine and explain
why she is chosen for the
job. (20 marks)
Your time start now! GOOD LUCK

01/12/2014

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29/11/2014

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