Papa klinzi

16/11/2024

ME OR IPHONE

14/11/2024

E don happen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

14/11/2024

Talented akwacross content creator Papa klinzi meetsup with Awusah

13/10/2024

Be proud of ur genotype mine is EFCC and yours
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08/10/2024

First Time Ever In Warri🇳🇬, First Stop Is At The Great Palace Of The Most Composed & Steezed Up King Ogiane👑

08/10/2024

Eat this meat or leave my house
Which one do you choose.

02/10/2024

14/09/2024

Village people why me 😭😭

Immediately I brushed my teeth this morning, I headed straight to one Indomie joint around school village.
One Indomie is 350 naira with two eggs while two indomie with two eggs is 500 naira.

I planned to eat two indomie with two eggs but when I got there and sat down to make my order, one of these students who came for screening came to sit facing me.

She ordered for a bottle of coke and was making a phone call.
She dropped the phone call with a gloomy face and greeted me.

I don't like making friends with this gender at eateries, ATM stands and bus.
I greeted her back without smiling.

Her next words changed my entire plan.
She asked if I could help her pay for the coke she's drinking that she forgot her purse at home.
I wanted to ask her why she opened the coke knowing she wasn't with her purse but I just let it slide and told her not to worry.

I paid for her coke and ordered for one indomie and one egg since I was having 350 naira left.

Funny enough, the lady who served the indomie now brought two spoons. I was offended but I didn't show it.

So while we were eating, she asked of my name but I lied and told her it's Benjamin.
She requested for my contact but I gave her a wrong one. She told me her name is Mirabel Something Something but I didn't really pay any attention because in my mind I was thinking how I was going to eat properly later.

Maybe if I had enough money I would have paid attention to her because, to be honest, she's very beautiful both facially, boobs-tially and bom-bom-tially.
While we were still eating, her phone rang and she described the location of the indomie joint to her caller.

Few minutes later, a young man of about the age of Ransom Noah came with a power bike. She called him brother, walked up to him, collected her purse from him, removed money from the purse and folded it into my hands.

She climbed the bike and promised to call me.

Before I could tell her my real number and that im papa klinzi

04/09/2024

04/09/2024

No be lie

31/08/2024

MATH BOY AND THE SCIENCE GIRL 🤣😄😆😆
Love Letter From A Mathematics Guy To A Science Girl...
Mathematics Guy
Dear Love,
Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I
knew there was an EQUATION between this QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my love for you. My heart couldn't forget the SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried to GRAPH out how to present my TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't
sure of the PROBABILITY that you will accept.
Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you. Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and COMBINATION between us is secret
because I don't want any BINARY
OPERATION to interrupt.
LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE.

The Science Girl reply;
Hi,
Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can
see the difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW. My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE,
who is described as the father of CELL, in which you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you
are there, you must be among the
TRANSISTION METALS because I don't usually notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I
already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION for my love which can neither be created nor destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF THERMODYNAMIC.
I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not balanced. Stop making your heart
bubble in love for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS O2.
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23/08/2024

Happy weekend to all my fans
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