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17/11/2024

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When Chuck Norris blinks, the sun gets eclipsed.2. Chuck Norris's voice is so loud, it can shatter concrete.3. Chuck Nor...
28/10/2024

When Chuck Norris blinks, the sun gets eclipsed.
2. Chuck Norris's voice is so loud, it can shatter concrete.
3. Chuck Norris can make a tornado bow down to him.
4. Chuck Norris's footsteps are so heavy, they create craters.
5. When Chuck Norris flexes, the Earth's gravity increases.
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6. Chuck Norris's stare is so intense, it can turn coal into
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7. Chuck Norris can sneeze out a hurricane.
8. Chuck Norris's shadow is so dark, it has its own gravity.
9. Chuck Norris can make time go backwards - and still manage to roundhouse kick it.
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10. Chuck Norris's presence is so powerful, it warps the fabric of space-time.

Chuck Norris is in the Apple Logo, yes it is his bite 🤣Chuck Norris can pause a movie playing on a TV channel 😂😂Chuck No...
28/10/2024

Chuck Norris is in the Apple Logo, yes it is his bite 🤣
Chuck Norris can pause a movie playing on a TV channel 😂😂
Chuck Norris makes the power stone powerless😂
Chuck Norris uses a storm as shower and it's never enough to soak him😄
Ghost sit around the camp fire and tell chuck norris stories😅
Chuck Norris is the reason Alien don't dare to come to Earth😂
There was a time chuck Norris raced against time.I don't want to say who won, but time is still running.

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27/09/2024

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Chuck Norris can make a vampire cry himself to death.- Chuck Norris's favorite way to relax is to stare at a hurricane.っ...
21/09/2024

Chuck Norris can make a vampire cry himself to death.
- Chuck Norris's favorite way to relax is to stare at a hurricane.
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- Chuck Norris can turn a pillow into a deadly weapon.
- Chuck Norris can make a volcano erupt just by raising an eyebrow.
- Chuck Norris can turn his mustache into a giant magnet that can attract anything.
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Chuck Norris can build a working car out of LEGO bricks.😂🤣- Chuck Norris's favorite exercise is moving the Earth away fr...
19/09/2024

Chuck Norris can build a working car out of LEGO bricks.😂🤣

- Chuck Norris's favorite exercise is moving the Earth away from the Sun.🤣😂

- Chuck Norris can make a stone skip across the surface of the Sun.🤣

- Chuck Norris can hold his breath for so long, he's classified as a marine animal.
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- Chuck Norris can create a black hole by staring at a white piece of paper.

Chuck Norris had a heart attack, the heart attack died from Chuck attack衫Chuck Norris won à Nobel Prize in Physics. for ...
18/09/2024

Chuck Norris had a heart attack, the heart attack died from Chuck attack
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Chuck Norris created a new language that consists only of roundhouse kick sounds
Chuck Norris composed a symphony... using only his roundhouse kick as a musical instrument
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most consecutive roundhouse kicks... while sleeping z
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Chuck Norris's internet speed is so fast, he can stream thefuture.台台2. Chuck Norris can program a computer with just a f...
16/09/2024

Chuck Norris's internet speed is so fast, he can stream the
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2. Chuck Norris can program a computer with just a few roundhouse kicks. (o
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3. Chuck Norris's online identity is so secure, even he can't access it..
4. Chuck Norris's digital drawings are so realistic, they can leap off the screen.
5. Chuck Norris's online gaming skills are so legendary, games create new levels just for him. END

Chuck Norris can make a grizzly bear give him a massage.. lered 42 coffee.sala 4 tea, < cottee.- Chuck Norris's favorite...
16/09/2024

Chuck Norris can make a grizzly bear give him a massage.. lered 42 coffee.
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- Chuck Norris's favorite dessert is a brick, and he loves the way it crumbles.
- Chuck Norris can turn a puddle of water into a trampoline.
- Chuck Norris can make a clock tick faster by staring at it.
- Chuck Norris can communicate with trees, and they always give him wood.
Keep in mind that these jokes are all in good fun and are meant to be humorous and entertaining! Let me know if you'd like more!

Even the most positive people have negative thoughts, the secret is not to feed them.
15/09/2024

Even the most positive people have negative thoughts, the secret is not to feed them.

1. Chuck Norris's favorite type of printer is the "Ink-Jet Punch" printer... because it prints in blood!2. Chuck Norris ...
15/09/2024

1. Chuck Norris's favorite type of printer is the "Ink-Jet Punch" printer... because it prints in blood!

2. Chuck Norris can debug any code... by staring at it intensely!

3. Chuck Norris's favorite type of operating system is " Norris-OS"... because it's the only one that can handle his roundhouse kicks!

4. Chuck Norris can charge his phone... by plugging it into his beard!

5. Chuck Norris's favorite type of we**am is the "Punch-Cam"... because it's the only one that can capture his intense gaze!

Chuck Norris doesn't dunk the basketball—the hoop jumps to him
15/09/2024

Chuck Norris doesn't dunk the basketball—the hoop jumps to him

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