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🤩🤩🤩happy birthday bhai😍😍😍
26/09/2017

🤩🤩🤩happy birthday bhai😍😍😍

Dosti mai sab chlta h pyr ladai har chiz pr apne dosto ko Akela Mt chodna kbhi wo apse bhut pyr krte hain

23/02/2017

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-naughty !
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

23/02/2017

ladka-- hame to apno ne luta, gairo me kaha
dum tha..,
hamari kashti bhi waha doobi jaha paani kam tha

and girl replied---

tum the hi gandu, tumhari gaand me kaha
dum tha,
waha kya maa chud*ne gya tha jaha pani
kam tha,

ladki rock.... [[roxsign]]
boy shock.... :o

30/11/2016

Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur S*x Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH !!!

30/11/2016

Boy--me aapke pas so jaau?
girl--so jaao.
Boy--me aapke pet me ungli karu?
girl--karo.....
thodi der baad.
girl-AH! AH! AH! AH! ye pet nahi hai.
boy-ye ungli bhi nahi hai...

30/11/2016

Smart hone ki sabse badi
problam....
Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to
pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi :-)
Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak
single hu mai.....:-(:"(

30/11/2016

Ek Bhikhari Signal Pe Bhikh Mang Raha Tha,

Tabi Ek Car Mein Se Ek Khubsoorat Aurat Ne Use Bhikh Di,

Bhikh Leke Bhikhari Aage Jane Laga, To Aurat Ne Kaha.

Aurat: “Arey Kuch Dua To Do Mene Tumhe 10 Ruapye Ka Not Diya Hai?”

Bhikhari: “Car Mein To Beithi Hai Ab Kya Land Pe Bethne Ki Dua Doon“

30/11/2016

boy- Mohini aao khelenge
girl-nahi aap hamari le lenge
boy-are yahi to pyar ki kasutii hai
girl-nahi, meri bahut choti hai
boy-dekh tere liye es dil me kitta pyar bhara hai
girl-nhi mujhe pta hai aapka bahut bada hai
boy-dekh ye tera husn nikhar dega
girl-ji nhi ye meri GAND bhi phad dega

30/11/2016

Wife in court: Ye muje bahot chodta h, maine es k sath nhi rhna
JUDG 2 Hsb: Kitni baar ?
Hsb: Raat ko sone se phle
adhi raat ko
subah chai se phle
chai p k
brkfst se phle
brkfast k baad
office jane se phle
dopahr office se aa k
lunch krke
sham ko office se aa k
fir chai p k
dinner se phle & dinner krne k baad..
Judge : Itni baar chod k tu bor ni hota ?

Husbd: Ji jab bor hota hu tab muth maar leta hu.

30/11/2016

Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?
Boy: No.
Girl: Kyo?
Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.
Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,
Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.
Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!

30/11/2016

Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.
.......................

30/11/2016

Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey...................

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