Jokes territory

10/10/2026

On this day, October 10, I mark another year of life.
> I extend my sincere gratitude to everyone who has been part of my journey.
> Here’s to continued growth, purpose, and success.
> Happy Birthday to me.

04/08/2026

*Make una try dey forget una relationship totally na, All these complain for status dey finish my data 🤦🏾*

04/08/2026

😂🍜 HUNGER CAN CHANGE A PERSON! 🤣🤣

I’m not a thief o… I just have one tiny bad habit. 😭

Whenever hunger grabs me by the neck, I suddenly start believing that other people’s property is our property. 🤧😂

Before you judge me, hear my own side first. 🙏🏾

One faithful night, hunger dealt with me mercilessly. 😩

I quietly entered a nearby provision shop and “borrowed” two cartons of noodles. 🍜🍜

Then I remembered spaghetti exists… so I carried one carton too. 🍝

As I was leaving, I saw five fresh loaves of bread smiling at me. 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖

I couldn’t ignore their greetings, so I carried them as well. 😭🤣

Outside the shop, I suddenly remembered…

“Ah! I forgot the chocolates!” 🍫😂

I turned back because, honestly, what’s noodles without dessert? 🤣🤣

Unfortunately, before I could complete my hunger mission, two police officers caught me red-handed. 👮🏾‍♂️👮🏾‍♂️😳

I was already preparing my prison speech…

But to my greatest surprise, one officer whispered,

“Oya… share the noodles first. This country is hard for everybody.” 🤣🤣🤣

The second officer said,

“Leave that bread for evidence… but the spaghetti should enter the patrol van.” 😂😂😂

At that moment, I realized I wasn’t under arrest…

I was under food sharing agreement. 😭💔🤣🤣

😂 Moral of the story: If hunger starts giving you criminal ideas, drink water and sleep. Prison food isn’t served with chocolate. 🤣🤣🤣

28/07/2026

Night story

Last year in January, our neighbour bought a brand-new car. 🚗

My wife woke me up from a sweet sleep and said,
"Is he not a man l!ke you? Or is he from another pl@net? If he can buy a car, you too must buy one!"

My people, what could I do? 🤷🏾‍♂️
I went and bought a car... before my marriage turned into a cøūrt case. 😂

Three months later, the neighbour bought a piece of land.

Once again, my wife became my personal motivat!onal spe@ker.
"Go and buy land too!"

I obeyed immed!. After all, peace of mind is pr!celess. 😅

Two months ago, the neighbour started building on his land.

As expected, my wife r£fusëd to let me rest.
"See what your mate is doing! When are you starting yours?"

I sighed, borrowed courage... and møñëy... then started building too. 🏗️😂

Now yesterday afternoon...

Our neighbour brought home a second wife. 😳

I quietly walked into the house and told my wife.

Since then...

She has been unusu@lly s!lent.

No motivation.
No comparison.
No "Is he not a man like you?"

As I'm typing this, I'm still waiting for her next instruction... but this sil£nce is sweeter than sleep. 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes, compar!son suddenly develops n£twork Prøblêms! 😂😂

28/07/2026

A guy asked me why do we say menstruation instead of womanstruation
He said we push all the problem to men😂

30/06/2026

look at the way you're struggling to pay rent,
meanwhile you've got a mansion in heaven,
why not go home ? 😂💔

25/06/2026

*Omo I want to experience that heartbreak that makes people fail to eat 🥹... I want to save money to buy new phone📱😭😂😂😹💔*

10/05/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to all my lovely followers 🌸💖 who are mothers and sisters
Wishing you a day filled with love, peace, and appreciation for everything you do. Hope you feel celebrated today and always 💐

21/03/2026

20/03/2026

If I don't get Sala meat today 🤧, I will break up with Salamatu, Latifa, Wasila and Khadija 😭💕💔