Ulverston our Great Lile Clown

13/09/2023

07/08/2023

Not so sure about this winter footwear a pal has given me - just when I thought my hair couldn't get any whiter - must need a few more shocks LOL!

07/08/2023

Sneaked into the Manjushri grounds when the festival was on for a bit of twitching and managed a few snaps before two sc****ly clad young maidens who's meditation I'd apparently interrupted started chasing me, so I darted into the undergrowth and hid in a vacant tent until a big bald fella returned - then guess what? He didn't even notice me crouching behind his rucksack! I sneaked off after he dabbed on aftershave, farted, donned his robes and left - then guess what? I kept him in my sights and saw him dive head-first into the maidens' tent! Mind boggles 😯

01/08/2023

Oooops! Trespassing again. Didn't know anyone was in until a ruddy great Rottweiler had to be restrained by its owner - no wonder my hair's standing on end!

01/08/2023

Nearly came a croppa out on Wadhead Scar a few days ago - bloody quicksand nearly had my camera and me. I still managed to get some good shots before I realised I was sinking. I get a bit carried away, like I'm just squinting through me eyepiece oblivious to everything around except what I'm focussing on - I suppose that's the meaning of 'stay focussed' - not always the best advice in hindsight. Anyone know where I can get some decent walking boots? I wear them thin in no time the amount of mileage I do 🤔

01/08/2023

Just a bit of background info about me - I used to work at Glaxo's in the 70's and went back yesterday to see the ol' place - then bu**er me if I wasn't given a right ol' bollocking by security for taking pictures. I explained myself in no uncertain terms ''all right'' I said ''you have to get funny with me - I'm just a sad git who likes wandering about all day every day taking pictures'' then off I dashed before they confiscated my camera. I'm thinking of upgrading my camera or fitting a telescopic lens as they they let you reach out and bring faraway images into close up... all the better for prying 👀