25/02/2023
Hello! I’m Fillias Frog! I’m so excited to share me new life with everyone 💚
I was recently adopted from the Vinted app, my old home was lovely but they found I just had so much energy left in these hoppy old legs, so I needed a lively new family to cater to my adventurous needs!
The travel over here was a little… intimidating! Royal Mail don’t have a service for Frogs! How rude! And the delivery of livestock wouldn’t take me either, something about me being stuffed… I had eaten a rather large lunch but they were going a bit far there!! Good job I’m polite!! So there was nothing else for it, my old family had to shove me in a box (after saying their goodbyes and wishing me all the best! They aren’t MONSTERS!) and hand me over to the poastal service. Oh they were so rough, I’m certain they were having a game of tennis with me at one point, but with no windows in my box I couldn’t identify the source of the cuffufle at all. No, I just had to suck it up!
Don’t worry, it was all worth it as soon as I got to meet my new house mates! Oh they greeted me with the most amazing smiles and hugs. Although the shortest of the bunch, Saoirse, can be a bit toothy. I’m told she will grow out of it… I hope she doesn’t take too long, I fear for the safety of my toes!
They took me on my first proper outing today too! I got to see some rather sc****ly clad ladies! Oo-er! They didn’t have much to say but they happily posed for a couple of pictures!
I think I’m going to really like it here…