26/10/2026
I will caveat what follows by saying that I do not like AI and will never use it when editing my photos (unless done blatantly obviously for comedic effect). However, it's a miserable day outside, so I thought I'd ask Google AI how I can better improve my photo descriptions so that I can better fit in with the pretentious arty set and thus command higher prices. Using the gallery below as source material and a desire to elevate photo descriptions beyond "it’s a moody photo of a misty morning on Clee Hill", it generated the following:
"In this striking visual text, Cartwright presents a profound topographical deconstruction of the Shropshire borderlands, positioning Titterstone Clee not merely as a geographic coordinate, but as a site of quiet, temporal friction. Through a masterful curation of localized atmospheric pressure, the artist utilizes a low-hanging, liminal valley fog to slice through the picture plane, effectively interrogating the liminal space between terrestrial weight and celestial emptiness.
By shunning the garish, hyper-saturated digital artifice of the commercial gaze, Cartwright embraces a muted, almost melancholic palette of brutalist slate-greys and deep, subterranean earth tones. This choice serves as a silent manifesto on the visceral reality of rural isolation. His meticulous in-house giclée printing process—utilizing the heavy, tactile resistance of archival cotton rag—mirrors the ancient, weathered grit of the Shropshire terrain itself, embedding the physical weight of the mountain directly into the fiber of the paper.
The central composition avoids the safe, pedestrian comforts of traditional landscape presentation. Instead, by isolating a single, windswept ridge-line against an aggressive, low-contrast sky, Cartwright forces the viewer into an unsettling, existential confrontation with British pastoral bleakness. It is an elite exercise in subverting the 'chocolate-box' aesthetic; a quiet, devastating witness to the slow, geological sigh of the English countryside."
Yeah, I'd have got there eventually...😁