07/11/2021
You walk into your East London 750 PCM without bills humble abode, and this talented, tall, handsome, charming, and hugely modest piece of meat is lingering in your hallway surrounded by his ten biblical photographic book disciples? Winky Dinky,
Am I hugely emotionally vulnerable right now and using an Instagram post and book to get some ego stroke that will last until tomorrow morning until I start whacking out Rod Stewart to get another Serotonin boost? You are entirely correct, yes. Will you buy the book? Are you that guy (or girl)? Absolutely.
The 68-page book of magic contains hidden powers that could change your pathetic life. Rumour has it that it can make you fly, charm any lover, and even fit your USB into your computer the correct way the first time, every time.(*not all information in this selling pitch is accurate)
Since making this book, my life has changed completely. I've held 1.4 chica's hands, I obtained two £1.25 white filters on the house from Pretty Wap within six months, and I've shaken Ashton from JLS's hand. Anything in life is possible if you buy Moules Catalanes.
I was going to create a cheesy post about why I made the book (French theme, get it, De Nada!); however, I didn't want to Brie soppy. I Camembert to lose your attention. I've Stiltons of fromagey lines to whisper into your pretty vulnerable ears.
Due to family connections that I have engraved all under my 18ct signet ring for security purposes, various A-List celebrities have commented on the new bible, aka Moules Catalanes:
"I couldn't say Na Na Naiiiii to this splendid photo book. Louis can you hear me? I would buy this book every dayyyyy!" - Dappy from N Dubz
"Girls, put your bank details on and take a Louis' book home. You're gunna appreciate this book somewhere, every day" - Corinne Bailey Rae
"I have been trying to get over the departure of my lover ever since 2006. I was so sick of the love songs, so sick of the tears and done with the wishing; all I needed was a copy of Moules Catalanes. I discovered that photos and stamp collecting were my form of therapy" - Ne Yo
I'm overwhelmed with the compliments. Thank you. I feel more emotional than a private schoolboy receiving his first arcteryx jacket and sovereign ring for Christmas. Don't worry, Hugo; they won't suspect a thing in Soho.
LINK 2 BOOKS: https://louisbeverphotography.bigcartel.com/