08/10/2026
Is Ai the new digital camera?
Photographers have heard "I could do that myself" before, and we all know how that one ended.
THE MAN WITH THE GOOD CAMERA
There's a particular type of man at every wedding. Usually an uncle, sometimes the groom's mate Gaz, always with a camera round his neck that cost more than the cake. Somewhere between the vows and the soup he wanders over, peers at the back of my camera, peers at me, and says it.
"Wow. You must have a really good camera."
I did, as it goes. Several. Not one of them ever talked a terrified bride down off the ceiling, or coped when the day was forty minutes behind and a toddler had taken his trousers off during the speeches. Lazy bastards, the lot of them.
THE 2026 REMIX
Gaz has a new line now. He's started a business, something to do with protein balls I think, and he wants to know why anyone would pay a person to make content when ChatGPT does it for nothing.
He's right. Course he can do it himself. Back in 2010 the world bought 121 million digital cameras, and every Weekend Canon Man with a lens the length of my forearm reckoned he could do a wedding too.
THE BIT THAT MAKES ME LAUGH
Phones swallowed the camera, we started taking about two trillion photos a year, mostly of flat whites, and then a whole generation of 20-somethings went running back to film. Thirty-six goes, no screen, and a week's wait to find out you cut your best mate's head off at her own birthday. Harman are spending millions on the Ilford factory in Mobberley because they can't make it fast enough.
So everyone's racing to make AI content that looks exactly like everyone else's, at the exact moment young people are paying good money to not know if their photos came out.
AND GAZ?
The camera never knew where to point itself. I'm not convinced the chatbot does either, and I'm fairly sure Gaz doesn't.