02/09/2026
⚡️ I HAD A HOLIDAY. NOW I AM NOT ON HOLIDAY ⚡️
I’m writing this by a pool in Crete, I’m probably posting this back at my desk surrounded by dirty Shutter Go Pants, unattractive rocks found at the beach & a load of film that I’m not sure came out because my underwater camera refused to advance the film half way through the holiday 🙄. Thank f**k for my Ricoh GR. Never mind though because right now I’m rewinding back in time to when the amazing Lorren & Rob tied the knot over at Wharfedale Grange.
Wharfedale Grange was a new venue for me. I liked it. Even more so finding the bits where they probs don’t want me to photograph, like next to the septic tanks round the back. I appreciated the “Married at first sight” sliding doors too.
The morning was spent with Lorren and her bridesmaids and their absolutely frickin adorable baby girl Iris. As Rob stood in the spotlight these beaut two said their I do’s amidst fairy lights and magic. Honestly Rob & Lorren were an absolute Joy to be around. The moment when Lorren found out Rob had cut off his actual shirt sleeves was a sight to behold. Lorren’s fury was only enhanced by me cheering on said sleeveless glory by taking several portraits of Rob’s biceps 😂😂😂 Soz Lorren.
After groups, unreal food by the ALWAYS awesome Hog & Apple, Belting speeches & HOLY MOLY LOOK AT THE SHREK CAKE. SWOON! These two beauties took me to a romantic pond for photos only to realise said pond was as dry as a Nuns pocket ham. Needless to say I laughed for an uncomfortably long time until taking said photos anyway.
The music by the beaut was awesome. Side note: thanks for being my dinner buddies! & when the drinks were a flowing the party was a showing & confetti explosions haled a dance sesh that went long into the night.
Only the dance floor was empty for a little while as a bloody massive impromptu rugby game started outside. This was definitely the first time I’ve watched a Bride get tackled (In a rugby game FFS get your minds out the gutter ya buggers) But amidst the setting sun people fell to the floor a lot, threw balls a lot & it ended with a massive pile on. You can probs tell I’m not up on my rugby terminology, but what looked like good elongated egg based fun was had.
My egg based fun was truly in the heart for these two though & as Rob drove his wife to the floor in the most romantic way possible uttering the sweet words of “Just go down Lorren and stay down” I left with my heart so frickin full.
Here’s to the magnificent Lorren & Rob XOXO
🖤SHOUT OUTS 🖤
Photography -
Venue -
Flowers - Lucy /
Singers - Becca & Mali /
Ice cream - Gary /
Catering -
Hair - Vicky /
Make up - Emily /