29/04/2026
Now that was a day
Etna! At 3400 meters high, it’s one of the tallest active volcanoes in Europe!
But to reach the summit of this mountain, one must have a guide as the Italian government do not allow hikers up there alone.
So a 9am start with our guide and group of about 10 other hikers. After the briefing we have to catch a cable car up to a certain height and then into a sort of ‘moon buggy’ bus to the final point before we start our ascent on foot.
So far, so awful, there are lots of other groups doing various excursions all using the same transport as us, it feels like we’re cattle being herded into cages.
Pushed by people’s back packs, poked with their walking poles and forced to sit next to loud families wearing tracksuit bottoms and designer coats.
This is not my usual experience of spending time on mountains.
Once we get walking though, everyone else goes on their different paths, and the few groups which are headed for the summit are off on our own.
This is starting to feel better, away from the crowds, no noise just isolation and stunning scenery. Walking up Etna has been a thing for a few years for me, and my inner child is fully out and very happy.
(It doesn’t actually take much for my inner child to come out, usually a couple of beers and he shows his face.)
Being a volcano gives the mountain a bizarre ground, parts of it are snow, and other parts are volcanic rocks, both are awkward for walking on.
At about 1pm though, we get to the craters (there’s 4), and what a sight! Beautiful, if not a bit smelly, the sulphur is making a few of us choke.
We walk round the craters for a while taking selfies and what not, and then head down, feeling like champions, victorious, all heroes in our own minds.
We stop part way down for lunch and find a thawed out section which is actually quite warm to sit on. Strange to think it’s probably lava beneath us keeping our bums warm.
What a great day, about 5 miles in distance and 600 meters in ascent.
Back to the car at 4pm, totally smashed.