13/03/2024
11th March 24
For my first 24 hours in Meknes, I was invisible. I first noticed this the night I arrived, while wandering around the medina. Meknes isn't as touristy as Fes, and there weren't many tourists around at this time of year anyway, yet no-one tried to sell me anything. After breakfast the next morning, I once again put on my cleanest dirty clothes and asked the riad to wash the rest. I then went for another walk in the medina and no-one payed me the slightest bit of attention. If I stopped to look at anything, the stall keeper would talk to me in Arabic. I've been told by Moroccans before that I look like I could be from Fes, which is only just up the road, so I guess with my scraggly beard and scruffy clothes I just looked like another Moroccan without money. With my limited Arabic, I managed to greet a coffee stall owner, order coffee, pay and say goodbye without him ever suspecting I was a foreigner. It was great, and made street photography, especially with the tiny and plain Ricoh GR3, a doddle. It also meant no-one tried to persuade me to buy anything or go on a tour I didn't want.
Then I went for a haircut and shave, and my invisibility cloak, though not completely faded, had lost much of it's magical power. Kids said hello in French or English, some dude tried to sell me a carpet. I'd changed too much money, so decided to get rid of some- you can't change it back. First was a guy with impetigo in a wheelchair, begging. I gave him 50 dirhams and it obviously made his day- he was shouting blessings after me as I walked off down the street. Then I saw an old woman sitting on some cardboard, fast asleep. I pushed 50 dirhams between her fingers, which woke her up. She looked at the money, then at me, then burst into tears, invoking Allah to thank me. That 100 dirhams would have made no difference to my life, yet for 2 people it made their day. Such a difference from the UK, where giving beggars money more often than not effectively means supporting a drug dealer. After topping up my karma, I went back to Aisha's, where I tried a Berber dish. I didn't enjoy it as much as the tagine of the night before. I then wandered back to the eusd, taking more pictures. Night had restored my cloak of invisibility.
I left Meknes fairly early the next morning after putting all the luggage back on the bike. The first part of the trip was great, winding roads through the hills just north of Meknes. It was quite cool, about 8 degrees when I set off, but the sun made it feel warmer. Then I joined the N27, and initially it was OK, some traffic but it didn't hold me up at all. It was really windy again, and I started getting a sore neck and tinnitus. Gradually the landscape flattened out and too soon I found myself travelling on straight roads across interminable arable plains. Every now and again a village or small town, where the road would detiorate into a potholed mess full of people aimlessly milling about. One small town took me 20 minutes to negotiate. For some reason, Ramadan started a day later in Morocco than in Saudi this year, so this wasn't turning out to be the cruise on empty roads I'd been anticipating.
Eventually, I'd had enough. Traffic was getting heavy, I was tired of 50km straight stretches punctuated by dirty potholed villages, so I took a detour, which proved to be even worse. Still those long straight stretches, but now on potholed, broken tarmac, and the traffic was even slower. There seemed an inirdinate number if horse-drawn carts around, many ,of them with longitudinal bench seats full of people. The dude who sometimes runs a commentary in my head when I'm on the bike wondered if there was a gypsy convention on. I joined one road that was dirt for about 20km, and the dirt was in far better condition than the tarmac I'd been on, allowing a higher cruising speed. Then it was back to the broken tarmac. On one section, the tarmac gave way to a muddy cratered surface with stretches of water. There was a huge queue to get through this section, in both directions, so I couldn't overtake and would have to wait until the car in front had negotiated a crater before setting off myself. Seeing a sign for the A5, I gave up on backroads. Note to self- there's a reason you don't like this part of Morocco much. I should have taken the extra hour and the road past Chefchaouen.
Just north of Larache, Google Maps took me onto a slip road that led onto the N1 Since I'd told it no tolls and no motorways, I was a bit surprised. All the lanes had a big J above them, and there was a barrier. I couldn't see any way of getting a ticket, so pushed the bike back. Then I saw a narrow road bypassing the barriers. In Argentina, motorcycles didn't pay tolls when I was there, and used similar lanes to access motorways. So I went through and, and did my first bit of motorway in Morocco. Google Maps kept trying to take me off it, but I was having none of it. Now I just wanted to get to the ferry. I instinctively knew that I was going to get nobbled as soon as I came off the motorway. And sure enough, I reached a toll booth just before Tangier. My lack of ticket caused the young lady in the booth some consternation before a phone call resulted in me paying 87 dirhams to get through the barrier. Luckily she took my word that I'd joined the motorway near Larache, not Rabat.
Not long afterwards, I arrived in the outskirts of Tangier. At first, I couldn't understand why Google Maps said it would take me 44 minutes to do the last 16km. Then I saw the traffic. It was the worst I've ever encountered in Morocco- totally chaotic, on brand new streets with lots of roundabouts, and masses of it. Traffic lights everywhere, people switching lanes without indicating, nutters on mopeds swerving in and out between vehicles, cars randomly stopping in the middle of the road. From Chefchaouen, I'd have missed this delight. The only solution was some insane filtering- I'd latch on behind a scooter and follow their line for a while, then pick another to follow, then find my own line. Plus it was hot, the bike was getting hot and twice cut out on me.
I eventually reached the port at 15:18, just in time to catch the 16:00 ferry. A Spanish couple on a ZZR 1400, Paco and Emma, were also catching this ferry. They'd ridden straight from Marrakech that day, over 600km, but Paco didn't look like a guy who had too much regard for foreign speed limits. After buying tickets, our bikes were scanned by the huge machine they have, then it was off to customs.
When you enter Morocco, you are given a tiny slip of paper by customs which you give back to them when you leave. Mine had vanished. A skinny customs official, the first rude Moroccan I'd met on the trip, screamed abuse at me in several languages and eventually told me in English that I would not be getting on the ferry. He walked off with my passport and started to attend to other vehicles. When I approached him, I was yelled at again. Eventually, it was just me left.
"Min fadlak, Sidi" I said in my best bad Moroccan Arabic. "Please sir". It seemed to do the trick.
"This is your first and last time" he said. He started punching at a small tablet, but I guess it said nah, because next thing he was in a rage again.
"You not going in ferry" he told me, handing me my passport.
Luckily another customs guy then sauntered over to see what was sending skinny dude into such a rage. A few soothing words, and suddenly computer said OK. I was free to go, but first Sidi Customs wanted me to know that my card was now marked. Next time.... with a wag of his finger he was off for his tea break. I think in the end he let me go because he didn't want to do the paperwork or show his boss that he was an uppity little (insert expletive here). It's not unique to Morocco- I've met his type all over the world. I was the last person to get on the ferry, the doors shutting before my bike had even been tied down.
Upstairs, Emma bought me a coffee, and I chatted to her and Paco for the fast and smooth crossing. They are into high speed tourism. Pick a place far away, point the green and black machine at it and get there quick to maximise the time spent there. Why not, if you have limited time due to work commitments? Paco said the bike was really comfortable as long as you were going fast. Like me, they'd worked out that the Moroccan police don't stop tourists for speeding anymore. That day, I'd gone past the second hand-held speed camera I've seen. The cop holding it pretended he hadn't seen me. But don't quote me if you get nicked for speeding in Morocco......
After picking up some bread and ham in Tarifa, I got to Wild House Tarifa before dark. I'd left my Kindle there on the way out, and I'd enjoyed staying there previously. This time I secured a lower bunk, removing the paranoia about falling out of bed. A weird German guy responded to my greeting by saying "You have your thoughts, I have mine, I am not interested in yours". OK dude, enjoy your brain. I went to bed fairly early after an interesting chat with Mark, an English junior doctor with an interest in neuropharmacology.
The plan for the 12th March was an easy day heading to Seville via backroads. A simple plan you'd think, yet I ended up further from Seville than when I'd set off. But that's a story for another day.
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Didn't stop for photos much, most of the day wasn't exactly photogenic, so I've added more of Meknes instead.