31/08/2026
I got a DEFECT NOTICE while my car was PARKED AT UNI today and I am, quite frankly, saltier than Kettle salt and vinegar chippies! 🤣
Yes. I know I need a new windscreen.
I am very aware of the crack. I have eyes. I drive the car. I was there when the bloody thing happened. 😂
Between the endless trucks flicking rocks at me, Tasmania’s beautifully generous “two cars technically fit if everyone holds their breath” roads, and one absolute d*ckhead who overtook me at phenomenal speed before hitting the gravel and machine-gunning my car with stones… my poor windscreen has had a rough little 6 months. Yes, 6 months since my last replacement.
Then Friday, another chip. A truck coming the other way had, as my Pop would say, “one foot in the gravel” because the road is too bloody narrow. Not even really his fault.
But guess whose wallet gets to enjoy the consequences?
🙋♀️ Mine.
And because a replacement windscreen for my car is around $1600, I can’t exactly wander down to the Windscreen Fairy and pull sixteen hundred dollars out of her sparkly little arse.
Especially considering I’ve already replaced multiple windscreens over the last few years and apparently that means I’m no longer allowed windscreen insurance.
Which is a fascinating system.
“You’ve had several windscreens damaged through absolutely no fault of your own?”
“Yes.”
“Excellent. You may no longer insure yourself against that.”
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. 🤣
I was getting it done. I just needed TIME. Time to save the money because apparently being a student, working, paying bills and existing in 2026 hasn’t already emptied every pocket I own.
And before anyone comes at me with “but it’s a safety hazard”…
I can see perfectly well.
The crack isn’t sitting there like a giant spiderweb across my face while I navigate purely by vibes and echolocation. I genuinely don’t even notice it when I’m driving.
Calling it an immediate danger feels like a gut of a long shot.
But nope.
There I was, innocently sitting in class, educating myself and becoming a productive member of society…
Meanwhile outside, someone was lovingly placing a defect notice on my parked car. And probably picking on other students whilst they were there. I smell a nark!
🥰
So now instead of enjoying my weekend off like the exhausted little university goblin I am, I’m watching my phone and desperately hoping I can pick up shifts and working through it so I can throw more money into the Apparently My Windscreen Is A Public Emergency Fund™.
Stupid.
I’m angry.
I’m tired.
And I hope whoever signed that ticket, gets home safely, has a lovely evening…
…and then mildly inconveniences themselves by walking shin-first into a tow ball.
Not injured.
Just enough to stand there holding their leg and reconsider their life choices. And sees this so they know it was me 🤣
Anyway. What ever. Life absolutely loves an overflowing cup 😘