Kookie Crooks

08/29/2026

🍪 OREO TROUBLE IS AVAILABLE 🍪

Fresh-baked, thick Oreo cookies packed with crushed Oreos, loaded with Oreo pieces, and finished with a sweet white drizzle.

These are BIG, soft cookies baked fresh when you order — not sitting around waiting to be sold.

💲 $5 each
📍 Tallahassee, FL
🚔 Pickup only
🔥 Baked fresh to order

Want some? Message me with:
🍪 How many you want
📅 What day you’d like to pick up

Limited quantities available, so claim yours while Oreo Trouble is still on the loose. 👀

🌐 KookieCrooks.com

Kookie Crooks
Fresh. Baked. Not Sorry.

08/29/2026

🚨 SNEAK PEEK 🚨

Look who’s back at the crime scene… 👀🍪

Oreo Trouble has been spotted fresh out of the oven and loaded with evidence.

Today’s full Cookie Drop is coming soon — but consider this your warning.

You might want to keep your messages open. 🚨

Fresh. Baked. Not Sorry.

07/06/2026

🍌 Fresh out of the oven… and they’re already causing trouble.

Meet The Puddin’ Bandit.

If you’ve ever had homemade banana pudding after it’s been perfectly chilled in the refrigerator, you know that first creamy, banana-filled bite with the softened vanilla wafers.

That’s exactly what this cookie reminds me of.

It’s rich, soft, loaded with vanilla wafers, finished with a creamy vanilla drizzle, and somehow tastes like a bowl of banana pudding disguised as a cookie.

💲 $5 each
📍 Tallahassee, FL
🚔 Fresh baked to order • Pickup only

⚠️ Don’t forget—this is also Ruby Rogue’s final week before she disappears from the lineup.

Send us a message to place your order before these suspects get away.

Fresh. Baked. Not Sorry. 🍪

07/04/2026

07/01/2026

🍌 Meet The Puddin’ Bandit.

You know that first bite of homemade banana pudding after it’s been sitting in the fridge just long enough?

Cold.
Creamy.
The perfect banana-to-vanilla ratio.
Soft vanilla wafers that have soaked up just enough flavor.

That’s exactly what this cookie reminds us of.

It’s everything you love about a fresh batch of banana pudding… just in cookie form.

🍪 $5 each
📍 Tallahassee, FL
🚔 Fresh baked to order • Pickup only

⚠️ Ruby Rogue is making her final getaway this week, so if you’ve been waiting, now’s your chance.

Message the page to place your order before these suspects disappear.

07/01/2026

🍌 Meet The Puddin’ Bandit.

You know that first bite of homemade banana pudding after it’s been sitting in the fridge just long enough?

Cold.
Creamy.
The perfect banana-to-vanilla ratio.
Soft vanilla wafers that have soaked up just enough flavor.

That’s exactly what this cookie reminds us of.

It’s everything you love about a fresh batch of banana pudding… just in cookie form.

🍪 $5 each
📍 Tallahassee, FL
🚔 Fresh baked to order • Pickup only

⚠️ Ruby Rogue is making her final getaway this week, so if you’ve been waiting, now’s your chance.

Message the page to place your order before these suspects disappear.

06/28/2026

Not gonna lie… seeing a tray like this never gets old. 🍪

Every cookie gets baked fresh, packaged by hand, and sent out with a little bit of Kookie Crooks attached.

No warehouse.
No factory.
No sitting on a shelf.

Just small-batch cookies made to order
💲 $5 each
📍 Pickup in Tallahassee

If you’re ready to catch one of these suspects, send the page a message and we’ll get your order on the books.

Fresh. Baked. Not Sorry.

06/25/2026

🚨 WANTED: Ruby Rogue 🚨

Soft red velvet. Loaded with white chocolate chips. Finished with a white chocolate drizzle.

This one’s been known to disappear fast.

🍪 $5 each
📍 Tallahassee, FL
🚔 Pickup only

Every order is baked fresh when you order it.

Message the page to claim your suspect before the case goes cold.

Fresh. Baked. Not Sorry.

06/24/2026

POV: You finally get your hands on Kookie Crooks. 👀🍪

Fresh baked.
Made to order.
Worth every crumb.

🍪 Ruby Rogue
🍪 Oreo Trouble

📍 Tallahassee, FL
🚔 Pickup only

Message the page to place your order.

06/18/2026

🚨 EVIDENCE LOG #0618 🚨

You see cookies.

We see a full-blown criminal operation.

Mixing. Scooping. Drizzling. Building the case one cookie at a time.

Today’s suspects:
🍪 Ruby Rogue

Every order is baked fresh when you order it. No shortcuts. No stale evidence.

📍 Tallahassee, FL
💲 $5 each
🚔 Pickup only

Message the page to place your order before these crooks disappear.

Fresh. Baked. Not Sorry.