04/26/2024
TALES and short stories
Zhat'sWhat I Mean
That'll Take Another Train Ride 🚆 # 4
by R.J.B.P. Burgundy
So'ahhhhh- let's go'head and break this Newest Phone in, to the manner in which I penn the gist of my TALES and short stories ? TRUE- I make UP mine Own wORDS? And that's because they fit better! The REAL wORDS might ACTUALLY EXIST? YET- sometimes, a 'crude' spelling may give it more force or a more SEVERE, or a more serious meaning? I don't have an example right at this moment? But let's just gett into this episode, on this Train Ride...
Rulatoid took to his normal procedures, of either lighting, or taking a strong pull of his PuffPass, whilst The Reporters satt back, readying to jott down whatever this Wizard blurted out when he started? To draw out more anticipation, he then took a good scoop of his Vegetables, then a spoonful 🥄 of his Macaroni and Cheese 🧀 , with Onions, Tomatoes, and Bell Peppers... And then, he sludged down a Big Gulp of his Beverage which was propped UP front...
Okay, now he prepared himself to begin after a long grip of chewing; "& again, there were a very many Families of The Fair Folk, as they progressed through MidBetween Earth! The First again, were the Family, & or Followers of Landisweigh, Andywiegh, and Fellahweigh! They'd been there, from the very beginnings- when the VALLY'IIBO's were still able, & easy to visit, in the havenly lands ahigh, in Quenta', which is often known as; Quenta'Valluhh'mountain!"
"Soured, by the 'King' of The Fair Folk's, being massacred by MALEHO, and the 'gargantuous' MONSTER; GAR'JUH'GOHL'eous... The Fair Folk', ANGRILY chose to "'LEAVE'" the ENSLAVEMENT, (as they considered it to be), of the VALLY'IIBO's, 'regardless' of how HOLY, the land and it's HighHelled Leaders were held to be? They went away, discontentedly heartbroken... And feeling they had been slighted; 'and feeling Better Than Them'?"
"The VALLY'IIBO's were sorely vexed, with being accused of, lauding their imperialism over The Fair Folk? But- they were ever baden by 'ILL'ADVISOR' to NEVER force the people's of MidBetween Earth, into doing THE RIGHT THANG. They were to guide, the people? And to provide them, the wisdom; to continue to commit the correct deeds? But that was the extent of the VALLY'IIBO's charge towards them. So'ahhhhh- they had allowed them to wander away?"
"NOTT knowing all of the lands, or the correct way back to their very beginnings? Though they had been marched their, by their 'own' leaders; (Andywiegh, Landisweigh, and Fellahweigh... It had been 'looong' ago? And of course, in fairer weather? They tread through the lands, and onto their destinies? At first, it wasn't so difficult? But their were thousands of them? And they had these three Kings, and nott all of the peoples- wanted to follow just one King?"
"As it were you see, their MAIN King, as they had come to the revered mountain, of the VALLY'IIBO's; was Fellahweigh! And he had been killed? Now- this is the FIRST Answer, to your many wuestions? So please; pay close attention? Or you shall be HORRIFICALLY, and horribly LOST? From this point on? Fellahweigh, was the Very First King 👑 of The Fair Folk! But he had 3 sons! 3 Incredible Sons! But they had 2 different Mother's; this divided them?"
HE COULDN'T HELP IT? Pesky Leslie, the Reporter's questions shrieked out; "I thought you said that Man'U'ALL'DAT wassed the King?" Rulatoid's mouth closed on his next wORDS, and he turned to study upon the Reporter? Immediately, Pesky Leskie's eyes bucked as he shuttered in fear- still under the deep impression, that this Wizard didn't like him; AT ALL? Still looking at Pesky Leskie... Rulatoid lifted his Pipe of Peaches and Creme To***co to his mouth.
Taking a strong pull, and sending up a cloud of smoke, he said; "And... I'm glad you said that? Surely, you are paying attention- and you merit an A+ for that! King Man'U'ALL'DAT, is indeed a King! Thee King! But, he is King of the VALLY'IIBO's! The peoples who fall directly under the; 'I'KNOW'IT'ALL's! The people that asked 'ILL'ADVISOR' could they come down to MidBetween Earth, and to govern and Rule over it in PEACE. These are all long stories?"
It took nearly half a minute... But the recognition that Pesky Leskie was nott going to be incinerated? Finally reached his mind... And slowly, his fear evolved into overstanding, and then into a smile! Rulatoid drew a few more puffs, and then began again; "Fellahweigh was the King of all of The Fair Folk. And his Mother died, shortly after his birth? Therefore, King Fellahweigh, married again to Lady Isabella'iss- and she birthed two Sons!"
"Now- ALL of the King's Sons, were BRILLIANT, in their own ways! And, all were grown, when their Dad, the King was slain. And they ALL were HONORED, and BELOVED by ALL of The Fair Folk people! But all were nott of a mind, to be lead by Fellahweigh's firstborn son, who was ARROGANT, though skilled... and had instinctual Leadership qualities! But, being the First Son! He took it upon himself, to lead in VENGEANCE, and to hunt down and kill; MALEHO?"
"But needlessly- he lead in treachery? I'll explain that shortly? It had been quite a long time ago, since they had come, and were to be lead by the VALLY'IIBO's? And the lands had drastically changed? In part- due to the WARS, and the destruction that MALEHO had caused? Much land was destroyed? Plenty of the land had fallen out East, and had turned into Valleys, and Rivers had moved? UNEdoon was causing fires? And, where the warmth had left? Ice & Snow came?"