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Big or small, I'll shoot them all

06/09/2024

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09/11/2023

This is Stormy and she’s just so stinkin’ cute, wise beyond her years. A million thanks to all who braved the September humidity and brought their pups to the fourth Market Sunday at . If you missed it, catch us again Sunday October 1st. It should be cooler, but we’ll be there regardless.

09/03/2023

Next Sunday! A week from today (depending on when you’re seeing this)!! I’ll be at Market Sunday at !!! And I’ll absolutely definitely be there this time!!!! LET ME SHOOT YOUR PETS!!!!!

07/25/2023

Sunday August 6th, Market Sunday at , mark it on your calendar!

07/20/2023

This is jade. She’s a tarantula, obviously, and she’s going for the world record for Oldest Tarantula Ever.

Tarantulas and I have what one might call a checkered past. I spent five months in Korea, and the tarantulas there are nothing like sweet baby Jade. They hated me, and I hated them. We often provoked each other to fight, and let’s say I rarely lost.

I’m not proud of my fighting days, it’s something i’m working on moving past. Shooting Jade helped in the healing process, eight small steps towards the goal man/spider peace. Thanks Jade.

06/27/2023

SUNDAY! JULY 2ND! NOON TO FIVE! COME TO SOLARIS! GET YOUR PET SHOT! ANY KIND OF PET WILL DO! Sorry for yelling, just vv stoked to be back at for Market Sunday 2: Electric Boogaloo!

We’re back with a furry vengeance and we’ve got even more merch options for you! You like stickers, we like stickers, and now we can put your pet’s face on a sticker after I shoot them! You more of a laid back sippin’ mai tais on the shore while lounging under a palm tree in hawaii kinda person? Got you covered too, fool, get a custom hawaiian shirt of your kitty doggy so you can kick it in style. You prefer to be indoors, you say, sipping endless cups of coffee until a deep existential dread settles over you like a thick london fog? Also got you covered weirdo, we’ll put your lil poops’ face on a mug so at least you have something cute to look at while you spiral. Are you less of a consumer and more of a gambler? Enter the raffle to win an entire pet shoot!

Even if you don’t have a pet or maybe you have a prt but don’t want them shot, come to Solaris Beer & Blending Sunday July 2nd to see what other neat stuff is available from the wide variety of other vendors!

Be there or be DEAD TO ME

06/20/2023

We here at I’ll Shoot Your Pets have a real soft spot for all things one-eyed. We also have a soft spot for kittens. The soft spot we have for one-eyed kittens is so soft you’d probably do irreversible brain damage if you poked it.

06/17/2023

This is Pixel. This is Pixel’s obedience school graduation photo. They graduated top of their class with honors for saving a baby that was drowning in a lake. That’s all a lie, but they did sit like a pro, a one and done champ, and that’s 100% true.

06/15/2023

This is Zara. Zara likes me, she thinks, maybe. She likes the idea of me, but not the actual presence of me. We’re getting there. Slide 2 is an actual photo of Zara being walked to her first day of school by mom.

06/14/2023

If you or a loved one are in desperate need of a kitten please follow to get your fix

06/13/2023

This is Ted. Ted was found hbc and fortunately for Ted he was found by two great people who took him to the vet and gave him another shot at life instead of giving him the Old Yeller. Ted loves people, a lot. Before this photo he plunked up against my legs for pets. Speaking of legs, Ted only has three, the whole hbc/vet thing, but it doesn’t dampen his spirit in the least. Ted’s the best.

06/11/2023

This is Edison, my boy Doug e. Fresh is his seeing eye human. Ed’s blind, but his sniffer works 200%. Edboy is one of and blending’s best vacuum’s; he works for cheap, and he only asks to keep all he finds. Ed brings joy to everyone he meets. Just look at those sparkly blind eyes, how could he not? Only a callous dead soul couldn’t love Edison. I would kill for him. Again.

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