Ali Hormann Creative

Ali Hormann Creative Storied & Authentic Images
Honest Comedy
Great Writing
Serving Minneapolis/St. Paul and beyond. Wedding and Portrait photography in the greater Minneapolis / St.

Paul area.

05/15/2026

Mutual aid is still deeply needed in our community. Please help me raise $600 this weekend for a single mom in our community who is in need of basic necessities and also getting her brakes fixed.

Current obsessions: - Mono-chromatic color schemes - Headshots that say more than just, "Hello, I'm truly palatable" - M...
05/11/2026

Current obsessions:
- Mono-chromatic color schemes
- Headshots that say more than just, "Hello, I'm truly palatable"
- Making said photos into flags that represent who you are as a person, a friend group, and even a business.
- My new studio space where I get to make this happen.
- Pink hair

So let's make some amazing art! Contact me via the đź”— in my bio!

05/09/2026

You can win these goose measuring cups if you help me raise money for !!

Follow me here, subscribe to my email updates via the link in my bio, and Venmo $10 as your entry to the drawing. All funds are going to help mutual aid resources thru The Grief Room. Each additional $10 is an additional entry! Drawing will be May 10 at 6pm.

18 years of being your wife. Our marriage can officially vote and I think it should vote for more years being married. T...
05/03/2026

18 years of being your wife. Our marriage can officially vote and I think it should vote for more years being married.

Thank you for being my favorite person, even if you don’t always get my jokes. Love you Til Kingdom Come.

04/13/2026

I have been a loyal customer for 15 years and that’s not stopping any time soon. Also, turns out I do have a referral code so check the link in my bio!

04/06/2026

I cannot photoshop you into loving yourself. It is time that we demand the ability to be seen as we are and call that beautiful. I want to make you feel alive and grateful to be so. I want to laugh with you and chat with you and make you find the process of having your photos taken as something that is life-giving and not stressful. You deserve to be seen as you are, and you deserve to be happy with your photos the way you are happy with the photos of your friends. And if you’re up for that, let’s work together.

Cover photo by the amazing

03/14/2026

Let me know all your thoughts in the comments. Tell me who wants to chat with other people about it. Let’s talk about it so much that on Monday we all go “I knew it was going to be nothing.”

As a reminder, your headshots don't need to be boring. You can feel empowered to let your personality shine through. You...
03/13/2026

As a reminder, your headshots don't need to be boring. You can feel empowered to let your personality shine through. You can dance and laugh and feel like your truest self and I can make all those things happen in your office or mine!

www.alihormann.com

Happy Valentine’s Day for my forever Valentine. It’s so funny because this day is not “the day” for us because it’s just...
02/15/2026

Happy Valentine’s Day for my forever Valentine. It’s so funny because this day is not “the day” for us because it’s just another day. However this man shows up for me on every regular day and he has for twenty years.

So happy Saturday, I’m in love with this extraordinary man.

Love you Til Kingdom Come,

I'm working on a second half to my Substack piece on anger, which you can read here - https://tinyurl.com/97tmrwjxBut th...
02/13/2026

I'm working on a second half to my Substack piece on anger, which you can read here - https://tinyurl.com/97tmrwjx

But there is a particular paragraph that has been rolling around in my mind for a while and I'd love if you sat with it for a minute:

"What is angry enough? Is it enough to be angry at the years of abuse at the hands of a god called capital? Is it enough to rage at the treatment of women and girls whose bodies were robbed of autonomy long before they could spell "no." Is it enough remembering the indigenous bodies buried in unmarked graves under the soil they cared for meticulously that now grows only invasive species? Is the enough when we realize we can never wash off the resinous pine tar of racism that sticks to every law and legal precedent and red line and wage disparity and newspaper headline in the nation? Is it enough when we hold our q***r friends fearing for their lives and the lives of their community because their ge****ls are up for inspection but never their character? Is it when we send money to a family starving in Gaza or Sudan or DRC or Yemen or the West Bank? Because we know it’s a genocide and we want it to stop and the almighty dollar killed the Almighty when it minted its first coin."

The reality is we don't understand what "angry enough" is because productive anger isn't a morally comfortable concept. So, look for more about it coming from me soon and if you like what you're reading, you can subscribe!

Unpacking anger to use it well

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