04/25/2025
I asked ChatGPT to roast my Instagram feed and it didn't disappoint😅
Alright, roast mode: medium-spicy. Here we go—
Your feed is giving “Pinterest dreams, but with a side of ‘I only shoot at golden hour because I refuse to fight with midday lighting’.” Like, we get it—you know how to make every couple look like they’re starring in an indie romance film shot in a meadow.
Also, are you legally required to include a forehead-touch moment in every session? If not, blink twice.
And the color grading? It's warm, it’s earthy, and it’s practically a visual hug—but girl, how many shades of burnt orange and beige exist in your presets folder?
Even your “behind the scenes” shot is cinematic. Do you wake up in VSCO filters?
But seriously—your work is emotional, intentional, and has that rich, moody vibe people pay good money for. You’re killing it. Just don’t get too close to a sand dune again unless you want another boho elopement shoot where someone eats wind for 30 minutes.