Thaddeus Kiser

05/23/2025

📸 WANTED: One (1) human with a face
This Memorial Day Weekend, I’m offering a completely FREE photo shoot. Why? Because I need someone to point my camera at, and your selfie game could probably use some professional help anyway.

💥 All you have to do is:
– Show up. With clothes.
– Let me click the camera. Repeatedly.
– Leave a review saying I made you look cooler than you actually are.
– Tag my page so the internet knows you didn’t take those photos on a cracked iPhone 7.

✨ Serious inquiries only. Unless you're not serious, but still photogenic.

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05/01/2025

My new camera arrives tomorrow, so I’m officially offering free photo shoots — because nothing says “professional” like learning as I go with your face.

All I ask in return? Leave a review that makes me sound like I’ve been doing this since birth, and share my page like it’s the cure for seasonal depression.

Smile. It’s free… for now.

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10/26/2024

📸 Desperate for a profile pic update? Book a totally planned shoot TONIGHT or TOMORROW. Expect dark lighting, rushed poses, and instant regret! 😂✨

10/10/2024

Fall photo shoots are here! Time to capture the beauty of nature dying all around us—crisp leaves, golden sunsets, and your awkward smiles that say, 'It's cold, but I'm pretending to enjoy this.' Book now before everything's brown and dead... like my hopes.